Day-Old Baked Goods

In the past when I would go to King Soopers, my children would be yelling "Cookie, cookie, cookie!!!" for the free cookies that they offered. I would, on occasion, sneak one and look around suspiciously for a King Soopers employee to reprimand me. (Like they give a flying f@#*). But, now I have discovered the "Day-Old Baked Goods" section. It is freakin' unbelievable!!! They have lemon crunch cakes, Black Forest cakes, cookies with frosting, donuts with sprinkles, cupcakes with sprinkles, etc with sprinkles. And they are all HALF OFF!!! Each time I go into the store, I vow I'm not going to look at what they have. But, like the Sirens' Song I go and pick a delectable treat every time. So, thank you King Soopers for making my ass grow exponentially in size. I have to blame someone for it, and it sure as hell isn't going to be me.